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The husband . . . the bikes.
  

 

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Back Hollow Trail across a meadow in Canaan Valley.
  

Entering a hand-hewn tunnel
on the North Bend Rails to Trails
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Overlooking Balsam Swamp
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Coming off a trail by the Hughes River
  

 

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A rocky creek bed crossing
at sunset on the Canaan
Fire Loop Road #13
  

The Black Water Canyon
sight of an awesome 10-mile
downhill ride
  


By the time I got around to trying mountain biking, I was old enough to know better. Not that I would ever let that stop me from doing something, even if it meant tearing up every stiff joint in my body.
     My earliest experience on a bicycle was at age 5 when, trying to show off for the big kids, I ran into a barbed wire fence. I got a scar, my family was a day late departing on vacation and the pattern was set for my rides yet to come.
     As middle age began to settle in, I planned a fitness program that involved a bicycle. Actually it was a Huffy. Most of the exercise came from lifting the heavy bike onto the rack. By the time I got to my riding destinations I was exhausted. I’d turn around without having ridden, drive home and lift the bike back down. Exercise routine complete for one month. After wrestling with the heavyweight champion of bikes, my protesting muscles refused to continue the bike fitness plan.
     A few years later, my husband talked me into giving biking another chance. We were on vacation in the West Virginia mountains. The bike I rented was built for someone with a height similar to King Kong’s. Every time I stopped and had to straddle the sky-high bar, I was grateful to be female. Because of my sore seat, oversized bike and mushy muscles, I spent most of the ride grabbing the thorny branches of Hawthorne trees, wobbling through briar patches, stepping in piles of deer droppings and stopping to catch my breath (wish I could go as fast as it does).
     "This is great," I exclaimed while wiping the blood from my palms and tears from my eyes, "You can see so much more than you do while hiking."
     The next morning I rushed to the local bike shop and bought an entry-level Schwinn mountain bike. I went back to the trail and looked for the steepest hill I could find...or that I could climb, to be more precise. The exhilaration was like being a kid at Christmas again. I did a bonsai run down a ski slope over water breaks, then turned into the woods to fly down a gas line wedged between the trees, my feet flopping off the pedals and hands slipping from the brakes the entire ride.
     I didn’t have a clue what I was doing and I loved it!
     Since that first wild ride, my husband and I have spent hundreds, make that thousands, of dollars to continually recapture that feeling and enjoy ourselves mountain biking. And I’ve continued the tradition of self-injury as an indicator of how much fun I am having.
     I’ve peeled the skin off all my major joints, created a facial scar that make-up conceals and cracked my noggin (oops, helmet) on every type of greenery found in the 900,000 acres of the Monongahela National Forest. I’ve pulled the filling out of my teeth eating nasty sports bars to keep from bonking and I’ve laid down in the middle of forest roads and wept with sheer pleasure...or exhaustion. I’m a "real" mountain biker.
     I would like to own at least three or four bikes and tons of other
bike-related gadgets, without which I cannot survive. The laundry is
composed mostly of dirty bike clothing. The pantry is full of sports drinks and the husband’s bathroom is full of bike magazines.
     I even read mountain biking magazines. My favorite articles are about first aid and how to relieve pain. Because I’m so experienced in the injury department, I also write biking articles.
     Isn’t every sweet or bittersweet ride an epic story?

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